robogreifer:

  • No, I don’t want to have sex with you.
  • Or you
  • Not now.
  • Not ever.
  • Not even to “find out if I like it”.
  • Ew.
  • No.
  • I still reserve the right to find people attractive, though.
  • Even sexy.
  • But I still don’t want to have sex with them.
  • Not even Matt Bomer.
  • Or John Barrowman.
  • Well…
  • OK, no,…